worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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zodiacs

sexywiddlebaby:

aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

mentaltimelord:

those days when you just need someone to

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"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."
-Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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megakawaiicuddles:

Like the rule goes

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When dad says no

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you go to mommy

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

Send me an aspect
Breath: How have you changed over the past year?
Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time: What is your favourite memory?
Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope: What are you looking forward to?
Void: Do you like being alone?
Heart: Have you ever been in love?
Mind: Do you make decisions easily?
Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood: Do you form strong friendships?
Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?
bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”

it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

postllimit:

bulbatsar:

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

SHE WAS HAVING A C H I L D

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