I have amazed mom with my ability to rap the first verse of Super Bass
That’s the only thing I can rap

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Off to Kelowna 
Look
Because the sun you can actually see my eyes are brown

Off to Kelowna
Look
Because the sun you can actually see my eyes are brown

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askradicalgoodspeed:

vriskakick:

koton15:

Not Perfect by [TelekineticWolf]

this is not okay

I never learned

plasticbagvevo:

punkrightsactivist:

plasticbagvevo:

what are some good animes?

drake and josh

thanks

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

dudewithabow:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS


i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Yesterday I actually got rid of ALL my razors every single one
That part of my life is done I almost never feel the urge to cut when I get depressed
I’m really proud of myself
It took four years but it’s done!

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aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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I’m trying to sleep but for some reason I keep imagining trying to balance a thin disc on a thin/average pole and no matter how hard I try it’s not staying still
I can’t just lay it down either or else I have the urge to stand up but I am so frustrated with this imaginary disc you don’t understand I’ve tried leaning it on the pole instead just to keep it up and nothing is working and I’m good at balancing things but this imaginary disc won’t balance on anything I’m actually mad

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.